well, shit.

Cheryl/20/La Jolla/im different

My pride is stronger than my feelings. don’t try to play me.

I could think of you 24/7 and you still wouldn’t hear from me.

Unknown (via stevenbong)

this is too true.

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(Source: naked--thoughts, via francisboba)

A thing happened on campus



So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

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